Is that you find yourself effectively ‘on the same side’ as these wankers.
The above owners of incredibly punchable faces are all members of the United Kingdom Independence Party. Because of them, I very nearly voted ‘Yes’. They don’t just have a few legitimate issues with some aspects of the Lisbon Treaty. In fact, they probably know even less about it than our EU Commissioner, Charlie McCreevy does. As far as the likes of UKIP are concerned, EU membership simply means that bananas will be straightened, yoghurt will be banned, and we’ll all have to speak le Deutsch, like they do in Holland and the Netherlands.
They want Britain to be free from the shackles of the unelected Brussels beaurocrats, and have full control of its own destiny. At the same time, they want Northern Ireland to be freed from the shackles of its own elected Assembly, and not have any control over its own destiny. They are, in the words of David Cameron, closet racists, who want to ban immigration. They aren’t too fond of Muslims. Their failed London Mayor candidate wants to bring back the death penalty.
The one undeniably bad thing about our rejection of the Lisbon Treaty is that it makes these people happy. If the government really wanted us to vote ‘Yes’, their posters should have simply consisted of the face of the UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, and a short caption…
Vote ‘Yes’ or this twunt will be happy
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I would request that you take down your defamatory posting.
Many thanks,
Ho! Ho! Well I’m 58 now but if anyone fancies a go I still work out and I still have my gloves from my Army days!
As to xenophobes, well Nigel Farage is married to a German, I am married to a Pole, Gerard is married to a Philipino and we have a muslim standing for Euro MEP in the forthcoming elections. So pretty well wrong on all counts.
As to bananas, call me a wanker to my face and see where I’ll shove one.
I’m afraid, after consultation with my massive team of lawyers, I’ve decided that I won’t actually be taking down this posting. However, I’m sure you will be pleased to know that it has now been edited, and includes links which would back up any hypothetical assertion that UKIP is a party of rabidly right-wing xenophobic buffoons.
Should you continue to have any issues with the content of said posting, please let me respectfully refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).
Mr Bloom - are you the man in the rather fetching hat? Very dignified, I must say.
Good stuff Ray! What other political parties hand out personal threats? Oh thats right, I forgot the BNP.
(Not that UKIP have anything at in common with that crowd! No sir!)
Further reading…
http://bocktherobber.com/2008/06/uk-independence-party-and-jean-marie-le-pen-with-friends-like-these
http://www.allacademic.com/one/prol/prol01/index.php?cmd=prol01_search&offset=0&limit=5&multi_search_search_mode=publication&multi_search_publication_fulltext_mod=fulltext&textfield_submit=true&search_module=multi_search&search=Search&search_field=title_idx&fulltext_search=Against+Immigration%2FAgainst+Europe%3A+New+Extreme+Voices+Framing+Old+Arguments
(great paper - worth the read)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1544527/Revealed-Ukip-official-gave-money-to-the-BNP.html
(just a juicy titbit)
The worst thing about existence of blogs such as this one is the abuse of readers’ time.
The best thing however is that you don’t have to read it ever again.
Thanks Ray for being such a sport.
And thanks to UKIP who are saving Europe from EU.
twunt:
Saving europe? My friends you have to realise that world globalisation is happening and its up to us to make the best out of it. If europe doesnt stand united on the global stage we ll get eaten by china and india.
Immigration will happen, even without the EU, Eu wants to stop it by helping the eastern european countries boost their economy, and it is obviously working cause up to 50% of the polish immigrants have returned to poland. And many more will. When you voted against the lisbon treaty, you voted against yourself.