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Five ways to beat those Recession Blues

Trust me – I’m not an economist.
1. Quit your job.
Let’s face it – there’s a good chance that, within the next few months, you’re going to be a victim of ‘outsourcing’, ‘downsizing’ or ‘restructuring’, so why not take control, get in there first and tell them where they can stick their lousy job? You [...]

Help, my mind has a mind of its own.

Have you ever wanted to completely destroy your own life? No, me neither, and if you ever do, I suggest that you seek medical help with great haste. However… I do occasionally find myself thinking about how easy it would be, with one single moment of absolute madness, to deleteriously alter the course of my [...]

God, I love this video…

I’ve no idea what they’re saying, and frankly I don’t care. Although it sounds like he mentioned something about ‘Darfur’, which makes his laughing even funnier.

Outrage at middle-class heroin epidemic

The Taoiseach has today defended the decision to send his aide de camp to represent him at the funeral of an unknown Dublin heroin addict.
Thousands of mourners attended the funeral of the unidentified woman, believed to have died after a heroin overdose in a derelict inner city flat, last month. A massive Garda investigation [...]

What the…

Below is a screenshot from this blog’s statistics. It tells me how many people have been viewing, when they viewed, how they got here and whether they did so through a search engine (and what search words they used).

Fair enough about searching for “gay autoerotic asphyxiation” (whatever floats your boat, and all that. I’m sorry [...]

Thinking of sponsoring a child this Christmas? Don’t!

I heard on the radio that some guy won the X-Factor Final last night. I have no idea who he is, and I’d really prefer it to stay that way. Like his predecessors though, he’ll probably get the Christmas No. 1. However, with your help (yes, you!), the bland, talentless nobody could be kept off [...]